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January Jones:
January Jones
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Information:
Name: January Jones
Born: 1978-01-05
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
The Boat That Rocked (2009), The Best of 'Mad Men' (2008), Swedish Auto (2006), The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada (2005), The Making of 'Mad Men' (2007)
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Julian McMahon:
Julian McMahon Nude
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Information:
Name: Julian McMahon
Born: 1968-07-27
Height: 1.88
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Filmography:
The Power, the Passion (1989), Nip/Tuck (2009), Chasing Sleep (2000), Giving Drama a Facelift (2004), Profiler (2000)
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John Schneider:
John Schneider
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Information:
Name: John Schneider
Born: 1960-04-08
Height: 1.94
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Filmography:
Ministry of Vengeance (1989), Nip/Tuck (2007), The Raccoons and the Lost Star (1983), The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008), CMT: The Greatest - 20 Greatest Country Comedy Shows (2006)
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Did you hear someone has invented a
coffin that just covers the head?
It's for people like you who're
dead from the neck up!
ChuckApurvasq
Titus was on a
Knoxville elevator
with several other people. As the elevator moved up,
he stared at
the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling.
"It's
amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan
could lift
all these people!"
KosumiEldrickKB
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had
run
into the lake.The two
in the front seat escaped unharmed, but
the two in the back bed drowned
-
they couldn't get the
tailgate open!
LukJayarov
Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced
with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest
your
mother?
New Recruit: Call for backup!
MilesBenzioneW
Customer: "It says I've performed an
illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something
wrong?"
OurayAmbrosiusNl
Luke had it first, Paul had it
lost; boys
never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it
twice in
the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it
again. What is it?
The letter L.
BaeAlejandroZb
Q:
How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One - the rest are all true.
MaynorBobbyjr
Q: How
many Ethiopians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to change it and two to squabble
over who gets to eat the
packaging.
RaleighBradleyAy
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!
FranklynnHayyimSb
What is the difference between a horse and a
duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
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